Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Venus gets a turn to be on TV

Well Jigga got to be interviewed by Mommy so I wanted to as well so I could talk about my nonprofit coalition of pit bulls who want to eat boneless babies. Take a look:


Friday, June 13, 2008

Jigga is speechless

I did an interview today Mommy to share my feedback on her organization's new website. I loved it so much that I didn't know what to say:

Monday, June 9, 2008

Happy 1st Anniversary, Daddy & Mommy!

Today is the day that Mommy and Daddy got married. Well, one year ago they got married. We were not invited. We stayed home by ourselves all day eating kibble and wondering where everyone went. Finally Grandpa & Grandma came home and they let us sleep with them.

But it's been a pretty good year. Mommy survived financial smackdown and Daddy survived Mommy's complaining about financial smackdown. We spent the year barking, peeing, pooping, eating and sleeping.

Tonight we will stay home alone while Daddy takes Mommy to dinner. We're not invited. We'll probably lay on the couch, bark at people walking past our house, and take a pee on the leg of Mommy's new dining room table. It's the least we can do to celebrate their first year of marriage.

We love you Daddy & Mommy!!

Venus & Jigga

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

In loving memory of Turtle Face

Today we post with sad hearts. Our sister, Turtle Face, passed away on Sunday night. Turtle was sweet and playful. Her shell had beautiful designs on the top and on the bottom and she had very pretty orange spots on each side of her head. She liked to rest on her rock with her fins spread out, almost like she was sunbathing She liked to swim around and make noise with her stones. She enjoyed dirty water and eating her food pellets. She did not like lettuce or figurines of other turtles, cats, nuns, or Sweet Baby Jesus.

Turtle brought much love and joy to our family and we will miss her very much.

We love you, Turtle Face.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Before Mommy Cheats

Well, today we are really really mad because we found out that while in Phoenix visiting friends Mommy cheated on us with other furry babies. Not just like a brief pet on the street but like a full on visit with snuggles, kisses and photos. So first you should see who we're dealing with. This is Daisy and Dahlia:
As you can see, they are brown and little, which is exactly what we would be if you combined us together.

We've been trying to figure out what we could do that would send Mommy a message that this is just not ok with us. Venus overheard a song by Carrie Underpants called "Before he Cheats" and said that it really expressed the feelings she has toward Mommy right now. So, she decided to write her own lyrics to the tune of this song. We hope Mommy reads it and feels really really bad. If you don't know this song, you should first listen to it on YouTube.

"Before Mommy Cheats" by Venus Messman

Right now, she's probably cuddling with those wieners somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona.
Right now, she's probably saying, "you're wee" and playing fetch with their gooey little bone-ahs.
Right now, she's probably petting their bellies and saying she wants to take them home...
But she don't know

That we rolled in our poop real good outside
Then snuck it past Daddy and brought it inside
We rubbed it all over Mommy's favorite seat
We took a real long pee in the TV room
And chewed a hole in her favorite shoes
Maybe next time she'll think before she cheats

Right now, she's probably snuggling with their bodies that are furry and shaped like hot dogs.
Right now, she's probably saying "you're smart and you should think about starting a blog."
Right now, she's probably telling them she loves their sweet little stinky feet
Oh but she don't know

That we ate some grass and puked it up
into her favorite Kate Spade clutch
We opened all her Coke bottles so they'd go flat
We chewed the legs on the dining room table
And asked Daddy to cancel Showtime on cable

Maybe next time Mommy'll think before she cheats.
Oh, maybe next time Mommy will think.... before she cheats.
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow...

Bean and Venus

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Six more weeks of winter

Happy Belated Groundhog Day!! We hope you tuned in to watch Punxsutawney Phil predict this season's winter weather. He saw his shadow, which means 6 more weeks of winter for us. We wanted to double check his prediction, so we tried to see our own shadows:

As you can see from this picture, we too saw our shadows. So we guess old Phil is right. We wonder, tho, if Phil will ever adjust his predictions to account for global climate change. We noticed that it's warmer more often now and that instead of snow, we play in mud. We like it because it oozes through our toes and let us make paw print paths in Mommy's dining room. She does not like it and so she wipes our paws before we come inside.

If you want to learn more about climate change and to learn how you and your family can become carbon neutral, visit The Climate Change Project to take the pledge and get simple tips. We are doing our part by making sure Mommy & Daddy use compact fluorescent light bulbs. We also don't drive or use hot water. We haven't planted any trees, but we pee on them. That must do some good.

Jigga & Venus